KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

SO…I’ve noticed lately, and it has been brought to my attention, that people have been stepping out of their places lately and this needs to be addressed! ASAP! What happened to people being content with what was given to them and moving the fuck on with life huh? People wanna get clingy and possessive, no I’m sorry, there’s just not enough time in the day for you! Get back in your cage, your bag, whatever you wanna call it, know your role and play your damn part. I mean, we can’t all have the leading role, the spotlight is only chosen for the best of us. This goes for the girls AND the guys, KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

“We’ve been sleeping together (ahem, fucking) for 6 months now, I think it’s time to take it to the next level… “ -IF THEY HAVE NOT COMMITTED TO YOU BY NOW, GUESS WHAT, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If your “other” has a significant other but you wanna complain about quality time, family time, Christmas time (whatever), etc. GUESS WHAT, YOU ARE THE SIDE PIECE, PLAY YOUR PART, GIVE THE GOODS WHEN THEY WANT EM AND KEEP IT MOVING! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If he slash she slash he-she calls you and wants to “link up” around 12 o’clock or later and chill to have drinks or whatever…GUESS WHAT, THEY WANT TO GET YOU DRUNK, HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU AND FORGET ABOUT IT TOMORROW! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If you are seeing someone and come to find out (but not really since you already sorta knew or had an inkling) that they are double dipping and you happen to be Boyfriend/Girlfriend #2 and after knowing so continue to see the person and then get mad when they chill with Boyfriend/Girlfriend #1, GUESS WHAT, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE MAD, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! DO NOT CALL OR CONFRONT THE OTHER PERSON, NOT THEIR FAULT! MEMORIZE YOUR LINES, REHEARSE YOUR SCENES, AND PLAY THE PART! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If someone directly tells you that you are nothing more than their “nut giver” (that’s sad huh)…it seems pretty damn simple to me! DO NOT GET UPSET WHEN THEY DON’T SPEND TIME WITH YOU AND DO NOT REPEATEDLY BEG TO ELEVATE YOUR RELATIONSHIP! OOH AND WORST, DO NOT BEGIN TO CLAIM THEM AS SOMETHING THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT (boyfriend, girlfriend, hubby, etc)! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If you engage in pre-committed sex on a regular basis and there is absolutely no talk of becoming anything more than hump buddies…GUESS WHAT, YOU ARE A PIECE OF ASS! ACCEPT IT, EMBRACE IT. WHY ASK FOR MORE? ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If you talk to someone and they repeatedly lie to you over and over and over again! GUESS WHAT, RECOGNIZE THE BULLSHIT, KNOW THAT YOU ARE A PAWN IN THEIR GAME OF CHESS, AND KEEP IT MOVING! DO NOT TRY TO COMPENSATE FOR THEIR NONSENSE BY SAYING “OH, WELL MAYBE…” NO! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If you talk to someone and there is another girl/guy and they know that you know about them but still chooses to talk to the other girl/guy knowing you’ll find out, also telling that other girl/guy that you mean nothing, while knowing they may go back and tell you, or that they are going to go back and tell you and they still don’t care…GUESS WHAT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY REALLY DON’T CARE! YOU ARE EXPENDABLE! THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS WHATSOEVER! SORRY! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

One of my favs: If you are having sexual relations with your ex and a newbie steps on the scene… GUESS WHAT, THAT IS YOUR EX FOR A REASON! DO NOT GET MAD, JEALOUS, ENRAGED… THEY HAVE OBVIOUSLY MOVED ON, AND SO SHOULD YOU! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

Really, I could go on forever but this is just what I’m seeing at the moment. And really, there’s nothing wrong with these roles, we are all adults and I’m sure we have been blessed with some sort of common sense (maybe). If any of these scenarios apply to you, don’t feel bad, you already know what you need to do! You really didn’t need to read this to figure it out.

Just recognize your role and play the part, leave out all the extra drama and bullshit!

And oh yea…
Don’t Get Mad, Get Pretty
MG #6