AAAAAH!!! Skinny jeans!!!

Fellas... YUP... fellas. Skinny jeans???... GAY. Let's talk about it. The question is WTF?... I'm not liking this new fad. Some may disagree... but who cares. Dudes in ankle-huggers, GAY. I don't think there is anything cute about boys in denim stockings and space boots. Granted, sum ppl rock it and it looks IIGHT (i do like me sum skater boys) but still, come on. Hella dudes walkin round here lookin like Russel Brand and the Jonas Brothers. And if you choose to go the skinny jeans route... hence the word "skinny". These big a** dudes walkin round here brolic as f*ck, rockin SKINNY JEANS!!! NO! Girls have a hard enough time trynna slide on some tight jeans and u wanna put ya incredible hulk lookin' a** in some skinny jeans... NO! Everybody think they're the New Boys... Fitted jeans are sexii, but when u got a nut in each pant leg... mmmm gotta be uncomfortable. Then got the nerve to try n sag them! Can guys get a yeast infection?... Seeing ur boxers thru ur jeans... not cute. Oh... and while i'm on the skinny jeans, must talk about sparkly clothes. Rhinestones on ur shirt, and big a** sparkly buckle belts is so Jim Jones 2007. UPDATE. Idk... maybe for me, the skinny jeans will take some time to get used to. I don't think it's going anywhere since we have a society full of followers. Just don't walk up to me with no ball bulging jeans on. SHUT DOWN.


Don't get mad... Get pretty

Mean Girl #1

BASIC BITCHES

These basic bitches at RU...i think its time that we post something about them...here are tips to tell if you know a BASIC BITCH...

1) You think you are prettier then you are...real pretty girls don't need to announce it (BASIC)

2) Your weave is jacked and its september (BASIC)

3) You swear someone is looking at you wrong and instead of speaking to the person who is starin you talk to someone close to them (BASIC)

4) You let the rumors get to your head (BASIC)

5) You are still wearin teen spirit as your deodorant (BASIC)

6) Your hair wet looks like dry oodles of noodles yet you think its okay (BASIC)

7) RAINBOW and CLIQUERS shows up in your closet more than once (BASIC)

8) You have to make your presence known at a place instead of the place knowin you have arrived (BASIC)

9) You repeat outfits after the second week of September (BASIC)

10) You mess with the whack dudes (BASIC)

11) You try to be somethin you are not and FAIL (BASIC)

12)Your teeth are the color of sunshine (BASIC)

13) YOUR STATUS IS ANYTHING LESS THAN THE MEAN GIRLS

Mean Girl #4