THE COME UP

so i guess bc bitches get a few add ons...they lil heads want to inflate..well i am bout to deflate that shit rite now....first off....juss bc you got a better weave does not mean you should shake yah head more....its still not yours...your still bald..and at the end of the day..yur hair comes from a pack not genetics..yu had a come up bitch...juss bc you got a better job than your work study program....and now you can text unlimited and call ppl....and your phone looks more like a computer than a pager...your not rich...yu had a come up bitch...and juss bc you saved yah summer dollars and got yurself a few pairs of eastbay sneakers...some barefeet boots...and can finally leave rainbow shop alone....does not mean you are dope...yu had a come up bitch....juss bc niggas notice yu now....does not mean you are pretty....yu had a come up....sub par bitches get cocky and for what....come ups can easily become come downs...if it aint natural it aint forever...so enjoy yah come up for now....sweetie...bc pretty girls are used to the hair so we dnt have to flip it...we are used to textin mad ppl at once bc we had the txts..we are used to gettin compliments on our outfits bc we have always been that damn dope...and we are actually tired of the attention bc the same game gets old....so i am laughin along with mah mean girls at these come up bitches....get over yurself....and please please please dont talk about people.....bc mean girls will def conjure up some tears....remember where yu came from and humble yahself...besides at the end of the day your nothin more than a come up....ha ha ha....basic bitches

*dont get mad get pretty*

-4-

Womp Womp!!!

Everybody wants to be down! Lol. Ya'll probably wondering who I'm referring to. Well... these wanna be down "hood" ni**az! Lol. People, if your in college... UR NOT A GANGSTA!!! All these dudes walkin round campus puttin on a heavy a** front. HAHA. Your paying thousands of dollars to get a higher education... that's not a "hood" thing to do! This is just too funny to me. Choose one. Your either a gangsta... or a college educated young man. I'm not saying that people in college have to act a certain way, but you can't brag about how hard you are while on your way to Calc 4. Besides, being "hood" is no longer attractive. Maybe I'm just saying that because I'm in college and I feel that it's purposeless to deal with a dude that ain't doin a damn thing with his life. This goes for females too. Bringin that "hood" sh*t around here. Fighting and running off at the mouth... that's not cute at all. Now I know that I can protect myself when it comes down to it, I don't have to walk around lettin everybody know that I can. Silence is more mysterious. What's up with everybody feelin like they have to be hood? Haha. Clownz. It's 2009, "gangsta" was sooo Compton 1980's, NWA. You go to Rutgers, The State University of New Jersey... Please stop.

Don't Get Mad... Get Pretty

Mean Girl #1

Everybody's a rapper!!!

Yo yo yo, check me out! lol. What can't people rap about now days? I thought Missy already claimed the pointless song artist throne. NOPE! We were introduced to... what's his name? Oh yea... Soulja Boy. Wtf is a Soulja Boy? I swear, anyone can be famous now days. I remember when one had to actually be talented to be called a "Rapper" or "MC". I remember when people like Common, Mos Def, Rakim and Nas used to bless the air ways. Now we got people like Lil' Mama and Dj Unk. I remember when hip hop had you reminiscing. Now we're dancing cuz our legs stank, and eating chicken noodle soup with soda, screamin"YAHH BITCH!" in people's face's while supermanning ho's. WTF has the world come too??? How do you even Crank a Soulja Boy? Don't get me wrong, there were pointless songs back in the day like "Dance, too much booty in the pants" and "Ice Ice baby"... but those people knew their careers were going nowhere. These people today actually try to put themselves in the same category as Jay-Z, Nas, Biggie... some of the BEST to ever do it. Like, why the hell was Soulja Boy on the Best Rappers Of All Time list??? And ranked higher than Jay-Z!!! What!? Why the hell does Lil' Mama think she even deserves to share the same stage as Jay!? What!? Quoting my girl Syd, some of these people need to "know their role". lol. Sh**... i'm about to make a dumb a** song with a nice a** beat and see how famous i become. lol. Nah, i can't disgrace hip hop like these imbeciles. But shout out to "real" rappers/emcees like Kanye, Kid Cudi, Lupe, J.Cole, Eminem (sometimes)... even Drake (it's gonna take some time for me to forgive him for his Blackberry "Freestyle"). lol. Oh, Wayne too. Rap has turned into a disco. Everybody wants to dance, and that is all fine and dandy... but don't call yourself a Rapper. And the songs that aren't for dancing are just bragging about what they wish they had. All up in their videos with borrowed jewelry and cars. On Cribs with houses that probably really belong to those b****es from My Super Sweet 16 (yea... i'm hatin). lol. But really... Hip Hop IS dead... with a few survivors. And the murderers are: Soulja Boy, Bow Wow, Lil' Mama (her underground stuff is actually iight), 50 Cent (Get Rich or Die Trying was his only good album), Bird Man, Nelly ... shall i continue? lol. And, I love Fab, but can you please spell your name right? Teaching young kids to be stupid, cuz i know my dumba** definitely thought "fabulous" was spelled f-a-b-o-l-o-u-s. Thnx... So... While some idiots continue shakin' their booty meat... i'll be bumpin to Kid Cudi "Man on the Moon" (FIRE), The Roots, Jay, Lupe, and anyone else who still knows what Hip Hop means. As for you others... please watch Brown Sugar or something.
I LOVE HIP HOP!

Don't Get Mad... Get Pretty

Mean Girl #1

KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

SO…I’ve noticed lately, and it has been brought to my attention, that people have been stepping out of their places lately and this needs to be addressed! ASAP! What happened to people being content with what was given to them and moving the fuck on with life huh? People wanna get clingy and possessive, no I’m sorry, there’s just not enough time in the day for you! Get back in your cage, your bag, whatever you wanna call it, know your role and play your damn part. I mean, we can’t all have the leading role, the spotlight is only chosen for the best of us. This goes for the girls AND the guys, KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

“We’ve been sleeping together (ahem, fucking) for 6 months now, I think it’s time to take it to the next level… “ -IF THEY HAVE NOT COMMITTED TO YOU BY NOW, GUESS WHAT, BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If your “other” has a significant other but you wanna complain about quality time, family time, Christmas time (whatever), etc. GUESS WHAT, YOU ARE THE SIDE PIECE, PLAY YOUR PART, GIVE THE GOODS WHEN THEY WANT EM AND KEEP IT MOVING! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If he slash she slash he-she calls you and wants to “link up” around 12 o’clock or later and chill to have drinks or whatever…GUESS WHAT, THEY WANT TO GET YOU DRUNK, HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU AND FORGET ABOUT IT TOMORROW! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If you are seeing someone and come to find out (but not really since you already sorta knew or had an inkling) that they are double dipping and you happen to be Boyfriend/Girlfriend #2 and after knowing so continue to see the person and then get mad when they chill with Boyfriend/Girlfriend #1, GUESS WHAT, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE MAD, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS! DO NOT CALL OR CONFRONT THE OTHER PERSON, NOT THEIR FAULT! MEMORIZE YOUR LINES, REHEARSE YOUR SCENES, AND PLAY THE PART! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If someone directly tells you that you are nothing more than their “nut giver” (that’s sad huh)…it seems pretty damn simple to me! DO NOT GET UPSET WHEN THEY DON’T SPEND TIME WITH YOU AND DO NOT REPEATEDLY BEG TO ELEVATE YOUR RELATIONSHIP! OOH AND WORST, DO NOT BEGIN TO CLAIM THEM AS SOMETHING THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY NOT (boyfriend, girlfriend, hubby, etc)! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If you engage in pre-committed sex on a regular basis and there is absolutely no talk of becoming anything more than hump buddies…GUESS WHAT, YOU ARE A PIECE OF ASS! ACCEPT IT, EMBRACE IT. WHY ASK FOR MORE? ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If you talk to someone and they repeatedly lie to you over and over and over again! GUESS WHAT, RECOGNIZE THE BULLSHIT, KNOW THAT YOU ARE A PAWN IN THEIR GAME OF CHESS, AND KEEP IT MOVING! DO NOT TRY TO COMPENSATE FOR THEIR NONSENSE BY SAYING “OH, WELL MAYBE…” NO! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

If you talk to someone and there is another girl/guy and they know that you know about them but still chooses to talk to the other girl/guy knowing you’ll find out, also telling that other girl/guy that you mean nothing, while knowing they may go back and tell you, or that they are going to go back and tell you and they still don’t care…GUESS WHAT, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY REALLY DON’T CARE! YOU ARE EXPENDABLE! THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS WHATSOEVER! SORRY! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

One of my favs: If you are having sexual relations with your ex and a newbie steps on the scene… GUESS WHAT, THAT IS YOUR EX FOR A REASON! DO NOT GET MAD, JEALOUS, ENRAGED… THEY HAVE OBVIOUSLY MOVED ON, AND SO SHOULD YOU! ::KNOW YOUR ROLE::

Really, I could go on forever but this is just what I’m seeing at the moment. And really, there’s nothing wrong with these roles, we are all adults and I’m sure we have been blessed with some sort of common sense (maybe). If any of these scenarios apply to you, don’t feel bad, you already know what you need to do! You really didn’t need to read this to figure it out.

Just recognize your role and play the part, leave out all the extra drama and bullshit!

And oh yea…
Don’t Get Mad, Get Pretty
MG #6

juss needs to be said....

so i am the observing type...and i need to let ppl know about themselves bc this is craze...
Ladies...LADIES..LADIES....lets get this straight....there is a diff between recognizing what yu do and bein a HOE..if yu recognize what yu do and thats yu...then ur gettin yurs and keepin it neat...but if yur catchin feelins. and everyone knows..thats a HOE...lets school these BASIC BITCHES on the qualities of a HOE..

1) if yu get a text at 2am "what yu doin i am tryin to chill" HOE
2) if yu walk past a group of dudes and 75% of them saw yu naked HOE
3) if yu go "chill" then leave at 5am HOE
4) if yu have to deny the rumors HOE
5) if yu can't get a boyfriend at your school HOE
6) if no1 wants to drink from your straw HOE
7) if yu have to go there everytime to get some HOE
8) if yu only get attn when yur on yur back or bout be HOE
8) if yur shakin yur head and yur mad...HOE

it aint trickin if yu got it...but it is hoe'n if yu these apply to yu...
so to the HOES..change yah ways or be mad
to the ladies...keep it neat..if yu gettin yurs...
*dnt get mad get pretty*
-4-

SMH...tacky moments at their best..

so in true mean girl fashion i am goin to tell it like it is....
WARNING-IF YOU GET MAD THEN OH WELL...YOUR TACKY TOO...




whoa whoa whoa....is that a satin jacket with buckles.....yes it is....this cheap ass satin jacket has three buckles on the side...and a hood....who the hell bought this whack shit..then..to top it off..she has on the same cotton pink satin boats!!!...when the hell did satin and shoes become one....smh....




why!!!!...did someone tell this girl that you could borrow weave from your lil sisters dollar store barbie...and put it in your hair..this dry ass weave..is mad exhausted..the curls look like a mountain lions mane...and its not okay.and were the hell does here hair line begin...tips for the next time....oil sheen and let it go after the shit has dried out..this looks sunburned and exhausted..smh


"Lost Dog" Please call 1800-iam-tacky..this is the true essence of not having true friends...first off..why did your friends let a you go out with this shiny ass weave...why does you weave look more glossy than your lips...not okay..why is the entire track falling off...why is this shit the color of a muffin....why do ladies continue to think its okay to make up hair colors its not!!!..and this looks a messs....smh


so this is not okay by any means...lets start from the top...first off...y do you have on a tye dye shirt at a club....then you have on a tight ass red belt that is obviously too small...yellow and red only match at mcdonalds..sooo ummm yur wrong..then you have on these blue pants with black dots..thats not cheetah sweetie..thats like a cross between cookie monster and an ink machine....then these cheap ass read boots....with buckles....who still wears more than one buckle on their shows over the age of 8...smh...



peep chick in the far left corner with the braids in a club...first they are dry as hell..and then to the side..smh..she looks like she is goin in for casting call for the part of ceily on the color purple...dry ass slave braids..to the right side of your head with half of your hair down..smh...


and lets end it on a good note...NOT!!..so you may wonder what is wrong with this pic...hmmm first off..that satin dress in the club is a no no..y wld you wear your lil cousins homecoming dress to a club..then look at our friend in the cheap cotton dress with the fake leather boots..when did it become okay to wear leather and cotton together..she know damn well it will be hot in the club..yet she still choose to wear those shoes..then our lovely friend in the "unknown material" in the black dress shakin her ass on stage..have classs ladies....juss because you shake now and they cheer for you now..does not mean you will get respect later..smh tacky girl...

*dont get mad get pretty*

Stupid Girls

Ladies... why must u feel the need to beg? If he doesn't want u... then guess what?... HE DOESN'T WANT YOU!.... Why must you feel the need to throw yourself at him? You are way to beautiful to behave in this manner. You should really respect yourself more. The one thing i hate the most is stupid girls. Let him/them come to u!!! Stop chasin! You don't wear desperate too well, try pink, it goes well with your complexion. You used to be pretty until you started wearing the look of stupidity. It's really not that serious. Do you need it that bad that u feel u need to go out of your way to get it? lol.... dumb bi***es!!! lmao.. ya'll crack me up... Become a woman... get off that lil girl sh**! Stop passin ya'll "do you like me: yes or no" ballots out. OMG... stop puttin ya self out there to get played u idiot!!! Dudes talk jus as much as girls do... so little do you kno, i kno all about you. lol.... w0w. And we wonder why men are dogs... No... it's not because he really likes u!!! It's because you're giving him what he wants. Leave him alone!! Stop callin n TEXTIN... he doesn't call n text u BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU. Face it... you can't always get what you want.

P.S. If you think this is about you... thats because it probably is

Don't get mad... Get pretty.

Mean Girl #1

Let's Blog about it..

Yo... I don't know if it's just me, but when I say "How you doin'?" I don't really want to know how you're doing. It's just an expression like "What's good?". Do you really list what's good when asked this question??? NO. So don't tell me about your whole life when I say "how you doin'. I don't really care! I know this may sound a little brutal but people have a tendency to tell me their whole life story when I say "How you doin'?", OR if I don't say anything at all! This, to me, is not really a question... more like a statement, like "hi". Say "I'm good", or something like that, and keep it movin. I don't know if I have a "converse with me" face or what, but the strangest people decide to come up to me and start a random a** conversation! Why do people insist on talking to me?! Examples.. (these can go on forever)
I sat next to this guy on the bus... I'm wearing headphones and everything, and he decides to talk to me. Not ask me a question, but actually have a conversation. He goes "I don't know about you, but it's pretty hot outside". NO, you DON'T know about me, so why are you talking to me?! I start lookin around like "Who me?"... So I just do what I normally do when I don't know what the hell people are talkin about... Smile and nod. So I put my headphones back in... then he starts talking to me AGAIN about how cold the winter is going to be and how his bones froze last winter. I DON'T GIVE A F***! Then he desperately leans over to see what I'm reading so he can talk to me about that! NO! So I purposely cover the title of the book.
Same day, I'm in line for the bathroom, I ask this girl if she's next (yes or no question) so she starts tellin me about how she thought she got her period and how bloated and nauseated she is. WTF?! All I want to do is use the bathroom!
I ask this dude what page we're on in class... he wants to know my name and starts talkin about how tired he is and the type of music he likes... WUT F***IN PAGE ARE WE ON?!
I go into a store, ask the price of a shirt, the girl starts talkin to me about my hair and how she would love hair like this and blah blah blah... I DON'T EVEN WANT THE DAMN SHIRT NO MORE!
This guy comes up to me at the train station, asks me for directions, I can't help him, I'm not from that part of town. So he starts tellin me about how he's waiting for his boyfriend to get off the train, and how he went to NYU but got kicked out and that he's Italian, and he's a chain smoker, then shows me a picture of his boyfriend. And as if THAT wasn't already too much information... he starts tellin me about how he prefers the bottom and he... CONVO OVER. WTF?!

These can go on forever... Now I know I don't usually blog about stuff like this but I just needed to get that off of my chest. I don't get people... Now if I just yelled "shut the f*** up!", I'm a crazy bi***. Well so be it, cuz that's what's going to happen the next time.

Don't get mad... Get pretty

Mean Girl #1

AAAAAH!!! Skinny jeans!!!

Fellas... YUP... fellas. Skinny jeans???... GAY. Let's talk about it. The question is WTF?... I'm not liking this new fad. Some may disagree... but who cares. Dudes in ankle-huggers, GAY. I don't think there is anything cute about boys in denim stockings and space boots. Granted, sum ppl rock it and it looks IIGHT (i do like me sum skater boys) but still, come on. Hella dudes walkin round here lookin like Russel Brand and the Jonas Brothers. And if you choose to go the skinny jeans route... hence the word "skinny". These big a** dudes walkin round here brolic as f*ck, rockin SKINNY JEANS!!! NO! Girls have a hard enough time trynna slide on some tight jeans and u wanna put ya incredible hulk lookin' a** in some skinny jeans... NO! Everybody think they're the New Boys... Fitted jeans are sexii, but when u got a nut in each pant leg... mmmm gotta be uncomfortable. Then got the nerve to try n sag them! Can guys get a yeast infection?... Seeing ur boxers thru ur jeans... not cute. Oh... and while i'm on the skinny jeans, must talk about sparkly clothes. Rhinestones on ur shirt, and big a** sparkly buckle belts is so Jim Jones 2007. UPDATE. Idk... maybe for me, the skinny jeans will take some time to get used to. I don't think it's going anywhere since we have a society full of followers. Just don't walk up to me with no ball bulging jeans on. SHUT DOWN.


Don't get mad... Get pretty

Mean Girl #1

BASIC BITCHES

These basic bitches at RU...i think its time that we post something about them...here are tips to tell if you know a BASIC BITCH...

1) You think you are prettier then you are...real pretty girls don't need to announce it (BASIC)

2) Your weave is jacked and its september (BASIC)

3) You swear someone is looking at you wrong and instead of speaking to the person who is starin you talk to someone close to them (BASIC)

4) You let the rumors get to your head (BASIC)

5) You are still wearin teen spirit as your deodorant (BASIC)

6) Your hair wet looks like dry oodles of noodles yet you think its okay (BASIC)

7) RAINBOW and CLIQUERS shows up in your closet more than once (BASIC)

8) You have to make your presence known at a place instead of the place knowin you have arrived (BASIC)

9) You repeat outfits after the second week of September (BASIC)

10) You mess with the whack dudes (BASIC)

11) You try to be somethin you are not and FAIL (BASIC)

12)Your teeth are the color of sunshine (BASIC)

13) YOUR STATUS IS ANYTHING LESS THAN THE MEAN GIRLS

Mean Girl #4

Fashion's Night Out in NYC!!

Greetings and love!

I hope those of you who have a passion for fashion will join me in NYC for Fashion’s Night Out on September 10, 2009!!! This is the mark of New York’s fashion week and if you live fashion like I do, it’s one of the best weeks of the year (well next to other fashion weeks and shark week of course lol)!!

Fashion’s Night Out is a global initiative to promote retail, the second-largest sector of industry in NYC, with events occurring in NYC, United Kingdom, Spain, India, Greece, China, Italy, Germany, Russia, Japan, France Taiwan, and Brazil. So even if you’re not in the country, you can still participate =)

American Vogue has collaborated with the Council of Fashion Designers of America, NYC & Company, and the City of New York to bring forth this amazing night to promote consumer spirit and enthusiasm that will hopefully boost the local fashion industry!

There will be festivities, giveaways, sweepstakes, makeovers, and maybe even champagne, hors d'oeuvres, model, and celebrity appearances!

What makes it even cooler is there a Fashion’s Night Out t-shirt that is/will be available for sale! 40% of retail proceeds of the t-shirt will be donated to the National September 11 Memorial & Museum! So you can come help stimulate the economy and give back, all in the same night!

There are a list of participating retailers on the website.

Go to http://fashionsnightout.com/ and click on the respective city for details!

This is one night you won’t want to miss!

Don't love fashion...LIVE fashion!

Mean Girl #6

WTF is wrong wit people?!

Who told these people that walkin out the house like this was alright?! Summer Jam 2009 brought some freaks out. And we wonder why people talk about and stereotype Black folk... THIS IS WHY!!! Oh Em Gee... really? Now this ain't being mean, this ain't hatin... this is being honest. And they came together!... They probably left home like "Girl we bout to kill this Sh**"... NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. Ugh(3x).. smh...



Don't get mad... Get pretty


Mean Girl #1

Why do Black people dance when they eat?

You ever notice how when Black people get something to eat they must hum and dance a dance that you have never seen in your life? Well... it is scientifically proven that this dates back to Slavery... Back in the day a three course meal was'nt a normal thing. The reason for rejoicing and celebrating... Crazii huh?... Nah i'm lying. lol. But that sound like some sh** that could be true tho! lol. Why else do we feel the need to celebrate a bag of chips or a chicken wing? SIT DOWN! Stop actin like you ain't never ate before. lol. You may have never even noticed that you do it. lol. Peep ya lil cousin out the next time he standin up eatin a bowl of Captain Crunch.




Don't get mad... Get pretty.

Ladies... smh

Ladies... Ladies... Ladies... lmao... wow... okay. So, to start this off i must tell a little background story to my reasoning for this blog.

okay here goes...

Myspace... it's old i kno, but i was logged in the other day (gotta keep up with those who haven't updated to sumthin like Facebook or Twitter) and i saw the most HORRIFIC thing... UGLY PEOPLE!!! okay, now i don't think that i'm the flyest thing walking this earth... but come on. lol. But anyways, i believe when ur facially challenged, u shouldn't go anywhere near a camera. It's one thing to kno ur ugly... but wen ur unaware and ur scaring the world by putting ur face on the internet then sumthing MUST be done.

But anyways... back to the little anecdote, I was on Myspace jus glancing and looking for sumthin atleast close to interesting, and i came across some buffoonery!

Huge girls dressed in small animal prints. Word to the fat... STOP dressin in Cheetah and Zebra print! Now i kno they don't make Elephant and Hippo print, but atleast dress in sumthin a little closer to ur size. Trust me... NO ONE is hating on you! These picture captions are ridiculous! "Bit**** just mad cuz i'm stuntin on them" blah blah blah. BI***! You ain't stuntin on nuthin! lol... now let me calm down... as my Facebook status once said "...Ugly people make me laugh"... lol. And mad. Yea, yea i kno "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder"... but wen you ain't beholdin it, keep that sh** to urself. But let me stop cuz God onlii knows how my kids are gonna come out. lol...

Don't get mad... Get pretty

Mean Girl #1